It can only be Disturbing If It's True

I know it's been a while since I have posted and I have been writing regularly and will get something up here soon. In the meantime however:
Somewhere in the Abyss of the Internet, just when you think you have seen it all...

You realize you've seen nothing!

Once you visit this link- trust me- all will be forgiven (just make sure you've gone to the restroom before so you don't defecate yourself, and make sure your tongue is securely stowed away so you don't bite it off in abject terror). And yes, this is a genuine service this woman provides which means, yes, many people no doubt find her art tasteful and worth forking over a few hundred bucks. My skin is crawling too. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have nightmares for the next few months.